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[verdantguardian]

"This is too troublesome. Don't call me." [click]

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day 6 whenever new missions go up

[timetechs]

hey have you noticed that now the hotel wants us to go engage in a friendly spot of murder

Re: day 6 whenever new missions go up

[verdantguardian]

[a pause while he investigates]

Hate that.

[timetechs]

hard do not disagree
seems more than a little fucked up that the dream vacay hotel where all our dreams come true is encouraging us to off each other
im just saying

[verdantguardian]

I guess some people are into that.

[timetechs]

my dude i am absolutely gonna murdershame the fuck out of people if thats what theyre into
why the hell is the nice dreamland everything is fine here hotel telling us to go murder

[verdantguardian]

I'm not excusing it

[timetechs]

cool that still doesnt explain the fact the hotel wants us to turn this shit into full on battle royale

[verdantguardian]

Some people are into that.

[he is not good at communication maybe]

[timetechs]

and we should be publicly haranguing them not encouraging that shit
arent you even a little concerned about this

[verdantguardian]

I already said I hate it

[timetechs]

oh
sorry dude im used to being the one telling everyone else to chill the fuck out when shit is going down
gotta recalibrate my quincy dictionary
in that case what do you think the chances are we get knifed the second we step out of our rooms now

[verdantguardian]

It's okay if you're the one freaking out.

But sudden stabbing right away probably isn't too likely.

[timetechs]

im not freaking out
sudden stabbing is always unlikely until suddenly theres stabbing

[verdantguardian]

You're kind of freaking out.
Probably most people won't jump straight into stabbing. Other than that it's luck.

[timetechs]

if i were freaking out youd know dude
neon lights fireworks the whole shebang it would be real fuckin obvious if i was about to leap off the edge of a skyscraper for the sole purpose of flying off the handle
im justifiably fucking concerned that were gonna end up with another funtimes murder clown and his pal backstabby mctraitorson cause lemme tell you that sucked the first time and i really dont need the encore

1/2

[verdantguardian]

[that is so much words

this is an exhausting amount of typing]

[verdantguardian]

[calls him]

[timetechs]

[ Sure, okay. He can word vomit more easily this way. ]

'Sup.

[verdantguardian]

This is easier.

[timetechs]

Cool. So like I was saying, halls filled with dudes hot to get their murder on? Not a fun fucking experience.

[verdantguardian]

I'm aware. I'm saying it isn't likely to be that dire right away.

[timetechs]

Until some fucker decides hey, I'd like those sweet an' juicy murder points after all.